♪ HEATHCLIFF, HEATHCLIFF, NO ONE SHOULD ♪
♪ TERRIFY THEIR NEIGHBORHOOD
♪ BUT HEATHCLIFF JUST WON'T BE UNDONE ♪
♪ PLAYING PRANKS ON EVERYONE
♪ THERE'S A RACE TO BE ON TOP
♪ THE COMPETITION DOESN'T STOP ♪
♪ MIXING WITH THE LADIES FAIR ♪
♪ BEING CHARMING, DEBONAIR
♪ THE GANG WILL REIGN SUPREME
♪ AND NO ONE CAN DENY-Y-Y-Y
♪ THEY'LL MAKE DUMP HISTORY
♪ AND ALWAYS HAVE AN ALIBI-I ♪
♪ SO JOIN IN THE JUBILEE
♪ THE CATS ARE GREAT, THEY'LL ALL AGREE ♪
♪ YOU'LL FIND IN EACH CALAMITY
♪ THE CATS' SUPERIORITY
♪ OH OH OH OH OH OH
♪ OH OH OH
♪ OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH
♪ OH OH OH
♪ HEATHCLIFF, HEATHCLIFF, NO ONE SHOULD ♪
♪ TERRIFY THEIR NEIGHBORHOOD
♪ BUT HEATHCLIFF JUST WON'T BE UNDONE ♪
♪ YOU SHOULD REALIZE
♪ HE CAN WIN IT WITH YOU
[CLANKING]
- NOW THIS IS CALLED A DISTRIBUTOR, IGGY.
YOU CAN HAVE IT.
I'M PUTTING IN A NEW ONE.
- WHAT'S IT DO, GRANDPA?
- WHAT'S IT DO? UM, IT, UM...
IT DISTRIBUTES!
- LIKE WHAT?
UH, WELL, IT, UH, DISTRIBUTES,
UM, ENERGY. YEAH, YEAH, THAT'S IT, ENERGY.
HEY! THIS IS FROM A CONTEST I ENTERED.
KEEP YOUR FINGERS CROSSED, EVERYONE.
I WON!
- HOORAY! WE WON!
- IT'S A VACATION FOR 3 TO A TROPICAL ISLAND,
AND WE GO THERE ON A BIG CRUISE SHIP.
- YA-HOO! WE'RE GOING ON A BOAT!
- NOW, HEATHCLIFF, THAT WASN'T NICE.
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PICK ON THE MAILMAN?
- BECAUSE HE'S THERE, THAT'S ALL.
- AND WE CAN PICK OUR OWN COCONUTS
RIGHT OFF THE TREE,
PUNCH A HOLE IN IT, AND DRINK THE MILK RIGHT OUT OF IT.
- HEY, MILK WITHOUT COWS? HEY, FAR OUT.
- AND THERE'LL BE EVERY KIND OF FISH
YOU EVER IMAGINED, IGGY.
- FISH? I THINK I'M GOING TO LIKE THIS TRIP.
- THERE'S MAHIMAHI, A DELICIOUS WHITE FISH
THAT MELTS IN YOUR MOUTH.
- [SLURP]
- EASY THERE, HEATHCLIFF.
IT SAYS HERE, "NO PETS ALLOWED ON BOARD."
WE'RE GOING TO HAVE TO LEAVE YOU BEHIND THIS TIME.
- [MOANS]
- IT'S REAL SWEET OF YOU
TO TAKE CARE OF HEATHCLIFF FOR US.
I'M SURE HE WON'T BE ANY TROUBLE AT ALL.
- OH, HE'LL BE FINE.
I'M GOING TO PUT HIM IN MY BED RIGHT NOW.
- MEOW.
- NOW, YOU BE GOOD, AND I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.
IT'S OK, FOLKS.
I PUT HEATHCLIFF DOWN FOR AN AFTERNOON NAP.
- GOOD-BYE, MARCY, AND THANKS AGAIN.
- DON'T FEEL BAD, IGGY.
YOU'LL SEE HEATHCLIFF SOON ENOUGH.
- I'M SURE YOU'RE RIGHT, GRANDMA.
- AWK! WELCOME ABOARD, FOLKS.
HOPE YOU HAVE A NICE TRIP.
I SMELL A CAT.
- TAKE IT EASY, GABBY. THERE'S NO CAT HERE.
HI, FOLKS. WELCOME ABOARD.
- HE PROBABLY SMELLS OUR CAT ON OUR CLOTHES.
- [GABBY SQUAWKS]
WHAT'S IN THE BAG, KID?
- NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS, GABBY.
GET BACK HERE.
- WHOA. THAT WAS CLOSE.
- [MUTTERING]
- LET'S GO LOOK AROUND THE SHIP
AND UNPACK WHEN WE RETURN.
- THAT'S A GOOD IDEA.
THEN HE CAN TELL US
HOW HE USED TO BUILD SHIPS LIKE THESE.
YOU KNOW, I USED TO BUILD THESE SHIPS WHEN I WAS YOUNG.
YOU WOULDN'T BELIEVE IT, BUT WE USED TO BUILD THEM
RIGHT FROM SCRATCH.
- LOOK AT THAT VOLCANO, IGGY.
I WONDER IF THAT SMOKE MEANS ANYTHING.
COME ON, GANG.
WE'RE GOING FOR AN OUTRIGGER CANOE RIDE.
MAYBE THEY'LL LET ME PADDLE.
I USED TO RACE THESE BABIES.
- NOW, HEATHCLIFF, YOU STAY HERE.
WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK.
DON'T GET OUT OF THE BAG.
- HEY, IS HE KIDDING?
NOW FOR A LITTLE LUNCH.
OOPS. OOPS. AAH!
WHERE'D HE GO?
[GURGLING] NOW I GOTCHA.
VERY FUNNY.
COCONUTS! FREE MILK!
OOH!
OH, YOU WANT TO PLAY GAMES, HUH, COCONUT?
HOW ABOUT A LITTLE HELP?
NOT EVEN FOR A LOLLIPOP?
HEY, EVEN I'M IMPRESSED WITH THAT MOVE.
MILK! [GULP]
PTOOEY!
UH-OH.
- SO, HOW LONG
ARE WE GOING TO BE SHOPPING, GRANDMA?
- JUST AN HOUR, IGGY.
WE'VE GOT TO BE BACK FOR OUR ISLAND TOUR.
- [SNIFFS]
OH, A FEAST.
UH-OH.
[MUNCHING]
MMM! MMM!
- IGGY, WHY DON'T YOU
LEAVE THAT SILLY BAG AT THE HOTEL?
- OH, UH, UH,
I WANT TO TAKE IT WITH US IN CASE I FIND
SOME SEASHELLS OR SOMETHING, GRANDPA.
- THE TRIBE THAT USED TO LIVE IN THESE PARTS
JUST UP AND VANISHED ONE DAY.
THEY USED TO WORSHIP IDOLS
AND WERE PRETTY SCARY.
NOBODY MISSES THEM MUCH.
WHO-OO-OA!
- [NATIVES CHANTING]
- GRANDPA, LOOK!
- DON'T WORRY, IGGY. IT'S JUST PART OF THE TOUR.
- YEE!
- LOOKS LIKE THEY'RE TAKING US TO THEIR VILLAGE.
- [NATIVES CHANTING]
- WOW. JUST LIKE IN THE MOVIES.
TIME TO SHAKE THINGS UP!
- [CHANTING]
- OO-OO-OOH!
- YIKES!
- OO-OO-ME-OOW!
- [NATIVES SCREAMING]
- OO-OOH!
- [SCREAMING]
- [HEATHCLIFF GIGGLES]
- HURRY, FOLKS! HURRY!
I ASSURE YOUSE THAT THE INCIDENT BACK THERE
WAS NOT PART OF THE PACKAGE TOUR.
THOSE WERE REAL NATIVES, FOLKS.
WE SHOULD GIVE THIS LITTLE BOY A HAND FOR SAVING US.
[TOURISTS APPLAUDING]
- IF YOUSE LOOK ON YOUR RIGHT,
YOU'LL SEE PELLAPELT, WORLD-FAMOUS VOLCANO.
WE'RE GOING TO DRIVE UP TO THE TOP TO GET A BETTER VIEW.
YOU SEE THAT PELLAPELT IS SMOKING.
[ENGINE SPUTTERING]
UH, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, WE'RE EXPERIENCING
A LITTLE DIFFICULTY.
LET'S ALL GET OUT OF THE BUS
AND STRETCH OUR LEGS AWHILE.
[BUBBLING]
- WHAT'S THAT STUFF COMING OUT OF THE MOUNTAIN, GRANDPA?
- GOOD GRIEF! PELLAPELT IS ERUPTING!
THAT'S LAVA!
WE'VE GOT TO GET OUT OF HERE!
OH, NO. WE'VE GOT A BAD DISTRIBUTOR.
THE BUS WON'T START WITHOUT ONE.
NOW WHAT?
- DID YOU SAY YOU NEEDED A DISTRIBUTOR?
- HEY, THANKS, KID!
IT'S EVEN THE RIGHT KIND!
- YAY!
- UH-OH. WE'RE STUCK IN A MUD HOLE.
COME ON, EVERYBODY.
LET'S SEE IF WE CAN PUSH IT OUT OF THE HOLE.
[ALL GROANING]
- WANT TO GET FAMOUS REAL QUICK?
[GROANING]
- COME ON! A LITTLE MORE!
WE DID IT!
- LOOK, THE ELEPHANT'S PUSHING OUR BUS
OUT OF THE MUD.
[TOURISTS CHEERING]
[ELEPHANT TRUMPETS]
BOY, IT'S A SHAME
HEATHCLIFF WASN'T HERE TO SEE THE EXCITEMENT,
HUH, IGGY?
- YEAH, GRANDPA.
I THINK HEATHCLIFF WOULD HAVE LIKED IT.
[MUSIC PLAYING]
- THE ALIENS ARE TOO POWERFUL. THE EARTH IS DOOMED.
BUT WAIT. WHAT'S THAT UP IN THE SKY?
- IS IT A BIRD?
- NO. IT'S NOT A BIRD.
- IS IT A JET?
- NO. IT'S NOT A JET.
- UH, IS IT COSMIC CAT?
- YES, IT'S COSMIC CAT.
- MY HERO!
- WELL, HERE HE IS, COSMIC CAT, EXCLUSIVE ON K-A-T-T, KATT RADIO.
HO HO! ANY WORDS FOR YOUR FANS OUT THERE?
- KEEP THOSE TUNA FISH DONATIONS COMING IN, FOLKS.
- I GOT MY DONATION.
- AND THERE HE GOES.
UP, UP, UP INTO THE SKY
TILL ANOTHER DAY.
- UP, UP.
- MUNGO!
- HI, GUYS.
BYE, GUYS.
[CRASH]
[BEEPING]
- MUNGO, ARE YOU OK?
- [DEEP VOICE] AH. MUNGO?
FOOLISH LAD.
I AM...COSMIC CAT.
- MUNGO'S GONE NUTS.
- I HAVE AN APPOINTMENT
WITH DESTINY.
- YIKES. HE REALLY THINKS HE'S COSMIC CAT.
- OK, MUNGO. QUIT CLOWNING.
- SO LONG, FANS. I MUSTN'T BE LATE.
THEY WANT TO INTERVIEW ME
AT THE RADIO STATION.
- QUICK. WE CAN'T LOSE HIM.
WHO KNOWS WHAT KIND OF TROUBLE HE'LL GET INTO.
- HEY! COSMIC CAT WILL BE BACK TOMORROW
WITH ANOTHER DARING RESCUE. HA HA.
TILL THEN, HERE'S THE CATATONICS
WITH THEIR BIG SMASH HIT,
I'M A ZOMBIE FOR YOUR LOVE. HOO-HOO!
SO GROOVE TO THIS ONE, CATS AND KITTIES,
AND I'LL BE BACK IN A FLASH.
HEY, GOOD SHOW, YOU BIG HAM.
- Deep voice: THANKS.
- WHO-OO-OA!
- THERE HE IS.
- HE'S FLYING.
- HEY, WE GOT A GREAT THING GOING HERE.
EVERYBODY BELIEVES THERE'S A REAL COSMIC CAT.
[GASPS]
- WHAT IS IT, LAD?
HAVE YOU NEVER SEEN COSMIC CAT BEFORE?
- UH, UH, YEAH, UH, SURE.
- WELL, WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR?
YOU ARE GOING TO INTERVIEW ME, AREN'T YOU?
MY FANS WANT TO HEAR FROM ME.
- MUNGO, COME ON OUT. WE KNOW YOU'RE IN THERE.
- IS THIS LUNATIC IN HERE A FRIEND OF YOURS?
- YEAH.
- THAT'S GREAT. BOYS, HAVE I GOT A DEAL FOR YOU.
I'D LIKE TO USE YOUR LOONY PAL HERE
TO PROMOTE COSMIC CAT. WHAT DO YOU SAY?
- WHAT DO WE GET OUT OF IT?
- IT'S SHOW BIZ. IT'S EXCITEMENT.
WHY, IT'S ALL THE MILK AND TUNA FISH SANDWICHES
YOU CAN EAT.
- YOU GOT YOURSELF A DEAL.
- OK, BOYS. IT'S SUPERHERO TIME.
HA HA. GET READY.
- I DON'T LIKE THIS ONE BIT.
WHAT IF SOMEONE RECOGNIZES ME?
- DON'T THINK TWICE. YOU LOOK VERY NICE.
- THEY SEEM READY UP THERE.
OK, LET'S ROLL IT.
ACTION.
- HELP! HELP!
SOMEBODY STOP MY BABY CARRIAGE.
- AH. AHA!
A JOB FOR COSMIC CAT.
- YIKES. YOU CAN'T FLY YET.
GOTCHA.
OK, MUNGO, DO YOUR STUFF.
- HELP!
SOMEBODY STOP MY BABY CARRIAGE.
- [GANGSTER VOICE] HIYA, HECTOR.
HA HA HA. SEE?
- OH! OHH!
- LOOK, UP IN THE SKY,
IT'S COSMIC CAT!
HEY, WOW, EVERYBODY.
THIS IS A K-A-T-T, KATT EXCLUSIVE.
COSMIC CAT IS GOING TO RESCUE
AN OUT-OF-CONTROL BABY CARRIAGE.
THIS IS TRULY AMAZING.
- OOH! OW!
- [GANGSTER VOICE] AH, THAT'S NOT COSMIC CAT. THAT'S MUNGO.
BOY, AM I EVER GOING TO PUT THAT PHONY IN HIS PLACE, SEE?
- HELP!
HURRY UP AND SAVE ME.
THAT WATER'S AWFULLY CLOSE.
GEE, THANKS, HECTOR.
WOO!
[LINE STRETCHING]
- YEOW!
WHOOPS!
- COSMIC CAT HAS JUST SAVED A KITTEN
AND HIS MOM. THIS IS TRULY FANTASTIC.
AND REMEMBER, FOLKS,
KEEP THOSE COSMIC CAT DONATIONS PURR-RING IN!
WHAT A CAT! WHAT A HERO!
WAIT TILL YOU SEE WHAT I GOT PLANNED NEXT.
THE GREATEST PROMOTION GIMMICK IN HISTORY.
WE'LL BE RICH.
- WHAT DO YOU HAVE IN MIND?
- COSMIC CAT MEETS DYNAMIC DOG,
THE SUPERHERO CONTEST OF THE CENTURY!
AND I'M PUTTING MY MONEY ON DYNAMIC DOG.
HE'LL DESTROY COSMIC CAT JUST LIKE THAT.
PURE GENIUS. HA HA.
[CROWD TALKING EXCITEDLY]
- TERRIFIC!
- AND NOW K-A-T-T, KATT RADIO,
IS PROUD TO PRESENT
THE GREATEST SUPERHERO CONTEST IN HISTORY.
COSMIC CAT FACES DYNAMIC DOG
IN THE BATTLE OF THE CENTURY.
WHO WILL EAT ALL HIS HARD-BOILED EGGS FIRST
AND WIN THE CONTEST?
THE BIG MOMENT HAS COME.
[BLOWS WHISTLE]
- WHAT'S MUNGO DOING?
- [MURMURING]
- [CHUCKLES]
- [BURPS]
- RAH, RAH, RAH!
RAH, RAH, RAH!
- [CHEERING]
- I'M RUINED.
I BET EVERYTHING I HAD
ON DYNAMIC DOG,
AND THAT FAT BOZO HAD TO WIN.
OH, I'M RUINED.
- Deep voice: GOOD-BYE, D.J. GOOD LUCK.
- YOU CAN'T LEAVE ME. YOU'RE THE VOICE OF COSMIC CAT.
YOU'RE MY BREAD AND BUTTER.
- IT SURE WOULD BE NICE TO HAVE THE OLD MUNGO BACK.
FOLLOWING COSMIC CAT AROUND ALL THE TIME IS JUST TOO TIRING.
- [DISTANT HIGH-PITCHED VOICE] HELP! HELP!
- DUH, AHA!
THIS IS A JOB FOR ME.
- OUCH!
- LOOK OUT!
[TIRES SCREECH]
- THIS IS RIDICULOUS.
- QUICK! WE CAN'T LOSE HIM.
- [WORDSWORTH GROANS]
- AH...HELLO.
I'M HERE TO SAVE SOMEONE.
- AH, YOU'LL HAVE TO SAVE YOURSELF
BECAUSE YOU'RE A BIG PHONY, AND I'M GOING TO PROVE IT.
- YOU INSULTED ME, SIR.
ARE YOU PREPARED TO FACE THE CONSEQUENCES?
- AH, PUT UP YOUR DUKES, MUNGO.
- I, SIR, AM COSMIC CAT,
AND, YOU, SIR, ARE MAKING A BIG MISTAKE.
[CRASH]
- COME ON, COSMIC CAT. YEAH, DO YOUR STUFF.
- [REGULAR VOICE] UH, ME, COSMIC CAT?
OH, YOU MUST'VE GOT THE WRONG GUY.
I'M MUNGO, MUNGO FROM THE JUNKYARD.
- YEAH, I KNEW IT. OK, YOU BIG PHONY, GET LOST.
- [DEEP VOICE] SIR, I, COSMIC CAT,
AM FURIOUS WITH YOU.
- OK, YOU ASKED FOR IT.
- [REGULAR VOICE] UH, ARE YOU MAD AT ME OR SOMETHING?
YOU SURE YOU GOT THE RIGHT GUY?
- OH, YES, COSMIC CAT,
I GOT THE RIGHT GUY.
- DUH, I'M NOT COSMIC CAT. I'M MUNGO.
HOW MANY TIMES DO I GOT TO TELL YOU?
- AH, ARE YOU COSMIC CAT OR MUNGO?
MAKE UP YOUR MIND. YOU'RE DRIVING ME CRAZY.
- DUH, I'M MUNGO.
YOU KNOW, GOOD OLD MUNGO.
- I CAN'T TAKE ANY MORE OF THIS.
- UH, YOU DON'T LOOK SO GOOD.
- REMIND ME NEVER TO TALK TO THAT MUNGO AGAIN.
HE'S GOT THESE WEIRD POWERS, SEE?
- IT'S NICE TO HAVE YOU BACK, MUNGO.
- BY THE WAY, WHERE'S YOUR COSTUME?
- I PUT IT AWAY FOR A WHILE.
- YOU MEAN COSMIC CAT'S GONE FOR GOOD?
- OH, HE'LL NEVER BE GONE FOR GOOD.
HE'LL ALWAYS BE SOMEWHERE FIGHTING FOR JUSTICE,
RESCUING THE HELPLESS, AND HELPING THE NEEDY.
- AS LONG AS HE'S FAR, FAR AWAY.
- PUT THATY TURKEY BACK.
YOU SHOULDN'T LET YOUR PET EAT PEOPLE FOOD
BECAUSE THEY MAY ACQUIRE A TASTE FOR IT,
THEN THEY WON'T EAT THEIR OWN.
WHICH HAS ALL THE PROPER MINERALS AND VITAMINS
A PET NEEDS KEEP THEM HEALTHY AND STRONG.
KEEPING THE LID ON YOUR TRASH CAN HELPS, TOO.
GOOD, MUNGO.
♪ HEATHCLIFF, HEATHCLIFF NO ONE SHOULD ♪
♪ TERRIFY THEIR NEIGHBORHOOD ♪
♪ BUT HEATHCLIFF JUST WON'T BE UNDONE ♪
♪ PLAYING PRANKS ON EVERYONE ♪
♪ THE GAME WILL REIGN SUPREME ♪
♪ AND NO ONE CAN DENY-Y-Y-Y ♪
♪ THEY'LL MAKE SOME HISTORY
♪ AND ALWAYS HAVE AN ALIBI-I-I ♪
♪ SO JOIN IN THE JUBILEE
♪ THE CATS ARE GREAT, THEY'LL ALL AGREE ♪
♪ OH O-OH O-O-OH O-OH
♪ BUT HEATHCLIFF JUST WON'T BE UNDONE ♪
♪ YOU SHOULD REALIZE
♪ HE CAN WIN IT WITH YOU